Missing In Action

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I know it has been a few weeks since I last posted, but trust me, I’m a blogger. It really isn’t my fault. I was abducted by aliens. No, seriously. It was a mistake; they mistook me for an ultragalactic criminal by the name of Ghatchoomi (or something like that; they kept looking at me and saying [with a scruffy voice] “You, Ghatchoomi?”). During the night, while I was sleeping, peacefully dreaming about the next sequence of events to write in my fictitious autobiography, they snatched me. Sadly, I have lost all memory of that night’s events and the autobiography […]